1-Luke is practicing lightsaber drills against a remote] Han Solo: Good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, that’s something else. 

2-Princess Leia Organa: This is some rescue! You came in here, but didn’t you have a plan for getting out? 

Han Solo: [indicating Luke] He’s the brains, sweetheart! 

3-Han Solo: Fifteen, Jabba, and don’t push it. 

Jabba the Hutt: Okay, fifteen percent. But if you fail me again, I’ll put a price on your head so big, you won’t be able to go near a civilized system. 

Han Solo: Jabba, you’re a wonderful human being. 

4-Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? 

Princess Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee. 

Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss. 

5-Han Solo: [cutting open his dead Tauntaun and shoving Luke inside] This may smell bad, kid, but it’ll keep you warm until I get the shelter up… Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*. 

6-Han Solo: This map’s not complete. It’s just a piece. Ever since Luke disappeared, people have been looking for him. 

Rey: Why did he leave? 

Han Solo: He was training a new generation of Jedi. One boy, an apprentice, turned against him, destroyed it all. Luke felt responsible. He just walked away from everything. 

Finn: Do you know what happened to him? 

Han Solo: A lot of rumors. Stories. People that knew him best think he went looking for the first Jedi temple. 

Rey: The Jedi were real? 

Han Solo: I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light. Crazy thing is… it’s true. The Force. The Jedi… All of it… It’s all true. 

7-Han Solo: What was your job when you were based here? 

Finn: Sanitation. 

Han Solo: Sanitation? Then how do you know how to disable the shields? 

Finn: I don’t. I’m just here to get Rey. 

Han Solo: People are counting on us. The galaxy is counting on us. 

Finn: Solo, we’ll figure it out. We’ll use the Force. 

Han Solo: That’s not how the Force works! 

8-Bala-Tik: Kanjiklub wants their investment back too. 

Han Solo: I never made a deal with Kanjuklub! 

Bala-Tik: Tell that to Kanjiklub. 

[Kanjiklub’ gang enters the other end of the corridor lead by Leech] 

Han Solo: Tasu Leech. Good to see you. 

Tasu Leech: [translated from an alien dialect] Wrong again, Solo. It’s over for you. 

Han Solo: Boys, you’re both gonna get what I promised. Have I ever not delivered for you before? 

Bala-Tik: Yeah. 

Tasu Leech: Twice! 

[looks confused at Chewie who nods] 

Han Solo: What was the second time? 

9-C-3PO: His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. 

Han Solo: Good, I hate long waits. 

C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac. 

Han Solo: Doesn’t sound so bad. 

C-3PO: In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years. 

Han Solo: On second thought, let’s pass on that, huh? 

10-[Han and Chewbacca are reunited] 

Han Solo: Chewie? Chewie, is that you? 

[Chewie grabs Han and shakes him] 

Han Solo: Ch-Chewie! I can’t see, pal. What’s going on? 

[Chewie barks] 

Han Solo: Luke? Luke’s crazy! He can’t even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody. 

[Chewie barks again] 

Han Solo: A Jedi Knight? Jeez, I’m out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!